An out-of-work valeter has finally been offered a job after six months on the dole queue – by SITTING in his car with his CV
Category: Quirky & Funny News Stories
Surfing ducks
With the wind in her feathers and the sun’s rays gently warming her belly, this duck looks like she doesn’t have a care in the
East is… West?
Sky TV bosses were left red-faced on Monday – after getting the East and West Midlands the WRONG way round. Confused viewers were met with
Frog off!
This is the moment a hopping mad frog copied Adele’s Brit Awards protest – by giving a wildlife photographer a ONE-FINGERED SALUTE. The hilarious gesture
Bird-brained barn owl was rescued twice by firefighters
THIS bird-brained owl was rescued TWICE by firefighters who freed it from a chimney moments before it flew into a window and knocked itself out.
‘Nuke map’ shows true scale of nuclear war
DESIGNED by a Harvard boffin to teach his students about nuclear weapons, this hard-hitting ‘Nukemap” shows the true scale of destruction modern warfare could cause.
Two-seater love bike
FRANK Sinatra’s song said that love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage, but this two-seater bike for smitten couples might not have
Spring is in the air… already
FLORISTS are reporting a boom from the unseasonably warm weather as spring flowers sprout THREE months earlier than usual. The weather is proving to
Woman overcomes body image issues to become leading plus sized model
A CURVACEOUS beauty who who reduced to tears by cruel taunts about her body as a teenager is now enjoying life as Britain’s next top-heavy
Podgy pooch becomes canine slimmer of the year
A PODGY pooch who had spent too long in front of the fire eating unhealthy treats has lost a staggering 9lbs after vets put her
Roundabouts Calendar
MANY people will open their calendars this week to a picture of a bikini-clad babe or a shirtless fireman, but some lucky punters will find
Man moves into a home in the hospital where he was born
MANY dream of returning to their roots one day to settle down, but one man has taken the idea one step further – by moving
Tractors of yesteryear raise cash for Air Ambulance
VINTAGE tractors drew hundreds of people to the streets of a small Staffordshire town as onlookers anxiously awaited the antique machines as they plodded in
Dad’s top Christmas injuries poll
OVER-EXCITED dads playing with their kids’ new Christmas presents cause the most injuries during the festive season, a recent survey has revealed. The poll
Jackdaw that has baths and has hair blow-dried!
A CHEEKY Jackdaw has brought Christmas early for one family – after it took on the role of Santa and stuffed their chimney with ‘gifts’.
Ultra-rare plant, Kim Jong-il, lives in UK
DESPITE reports of his death, Kim Jong-il has been found alive and well and living in the UK. But this Kim Jong-il is an
Child’s balloon travels 1,000 miles to Austria
A FARM was amazed to learn that one of its balloons released by a child had travelled almost 1,000 miles after an astonished AUSTRIAN couple
Wrapping paper thats not just for Christmas
IT’S the wrapping paper that you wont have to store in your loft until next Christmas. This universal wrapping paper is perfect for every
Is this the longest serving Santa in the UK?
AFTER distributing thousands of gifts to star-struck kids for almost half a century is this Britain’s longest serving Father Christmas? Ray Hulse ,67, has been
Longest serving police dog to retire
ONE of Britain’s longest-serving crime-fighting canines is preparing for a cushy retired lifestyle at the home of his best friend and handler for the past