Archive for March, 2012

Fish banned as prizes

Fish banned as prizes

A KILLJOY council have banned traditional goldfish from being given out as prizes at an annual town fair. The popular goldfish-in-a-bag will no longer be handed out at the May Fair in the market town of Ludlow, Shrops, following complaints …

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Van careerers onto motorway

Miracle crash

This is the moment a van driver had a ‘miracle escape’ yesterdaywhen he ploughed 50ft off a bridge and onto traffic on a busy MOTORWAY. The man suffered minor

In the Fast Lane for a Job

In the fast lane for a job

An out-of-work valeter has finally been offered a job after six months on the dole queue - by SITTING in his car with his CV on the windscreen. Desperate

Surfing Duck

Surfing ducks

With the wind in her feathers and the sun's rays gently warming her belly, this duck looks like she doesn't have a care in the world. At first glance,

BRITAIN - Ceepreon Christian

Teenager stabbed to death as he sat in traffic jam

A 16-year-old boy who stabbed a teenager to death as he sat in a car in a traffic jam has been jailed for life. Ceepreon Christian opened the passenger

Sky News get their East and West Midlands mixed up

East is… West?

Sky TV bosses were left red-faced on Monday - after getting the East and West Midlands the WRONG way round. Confused viewers were met with an on-screen graphic showing

Swearing frog does an Adele

Frog off!

This is the moment a hopping mad frog copied Adele’s Brit Awards protest – by giving a wildlife photographer a ONE-FINGERED SALUTE. The hilarious gesture was snapped by photographer

Shaken Baby

Four-month-old baby could have been saved

A four-month-old baby boy who was violently shaken to death by his father could have been saved if hospital staff and police had followed child protection procedures, a

George Lord

Former leader of Worcestershire County Council charged with sexual assault

A disgraced ex-Tory council leader on Thursday admitted molesting a teenage girl more than 30 years ago and groping another junior member of staff in the town hall

Owl Rescue

Bird-brained barn owl was rescued twice by firefighters

THIS bird-brained owl was rescued TWICE by firefighters who freed it from a chimney moments before it flew into a window and knocked itself out. The hapless animal spent

Part of the Custard family.