Staff and students alike are celebrating at Moorland Private School after a hugely successful Summer and are collectively looking forward to what is promising to
Author: Laura Elvin
OWNER OF SCOTS WHISKY FIRM NAMED IN PANAMA PAPERS
Whisky firm Whyte and Mackay – which claims the pride and passion of its Glasgow founders are “in every glass” – is actually owned in
ARMED POLICE STORM CENTRE AFTER TWO STABBED
Armed police stormed a mental health centre and arrested knifeman in his pants after two men were stabbed. One man was stabbed in his chest,
AIR RAGE BITER SENTENCED
An air rage victim who was bitten by a drunken passenger had to give up sex with his girlfriend for a month for fear he
DOG FOUND ON BEACH SO POORLY NAMED SHIPWRECK BY RESCUERS
Britain’s most poorly pooch has been given the name SHIPWRECK after being found on a beach with a whole raft of health problems. The Yorkshire
HIGH INTENSITY WORKOUTS RUINING YOUNGSTERS’ BODIES
Young fitness fanatics doing “explosive exercises” have fuelled a four-fold increase in exercise-related injuries. Shocking figures have revealed that young people participating in high-intensity sessions
£MULTI-MILLION GOLF COURSE IN JEOPARDY BECAUSE OF RARE FLY
Plans for a world-class golf course are hanging in the balance – due to a rare fly which only breeds in the dunes where the
GUN-TOTING HUNTERS JOIN SEARCH FOR MISSING LYNX
There are fears that gun-toting hunters are trying to track and kill the lynx missing from a zoo – just to get a SELFIE trophy
HERO COP TASERS YOB AFTER BEING STABBED IN LEG WITH SAMURAI SWORD
This is the terrifying moment a hero police officer was stabbed through the leg with a samurai sword – but still manages to TASER the
DRIVER HAS FORD KA SEIZED BY POLICE AFTER OFFICERS SPOT IT HAD NO WINDOWS
This driver found a unique way to keep cool during the current heatwave – by driving around in a car without any WINDOWS. The silver
STAG RESCUED FROM SWIMMING POOL AFTER GOING FOR EARLY MONDAY MORNING DIP
This stag decided to take a dip to cool off during the current heatwave – and then got stuck in a swimming pool. The male
ENGLAND 1966 WORLD CUP PLATE TO BE AUCTIONED OFF
An England football fan can buy the registration plate ‘WC66 ENG’ when the DVLA auctions it off with a £400 reserve later this week.
EUROTUNNEL FENCING COMPANY ANNOUNCE PROFIT
A fencing company has announced a huge profit – after building barriers to protect the Eurotunnel from illegal immigrants. Jacksons Fencing announced increased sales by
999 CALLER REPORTS ‘STOLEN’ POKEMON – TRANSCRIPT OF CALL
A time-waster has been given a warning after calling 999 to report that their POKEMON had been stolen. The boy told the call handler he
RAY WILKINS IN DRYING OUT CLINIC
Former England footballer Ray Wilkins could not appear in court to face a drink driving charge because he is in rehab at the Priory clinic,
WILD BOAR INTRODUCED BACK INTO WILD CAUSING DAMAGE TO CROPS AND FARMS
Wild boar reintroduced to Scotland are flourishing too well – wreaking havoc to crops and farms. The animals were hunted to extinction 800 years ago
DAD FEARS 4YO SON COULD HAVE BEEN BLINDED BY SEAGULL ATTACK
A four-year-old boy was almost blinded after being attacked by “gangster” SEAGULLS while eating an ice-cream. Little Leon Lu-Dexter was left with facial injuries and
ROYAL MAIL RUINED 70-YEAR-OLD TRAIN TIMETABLE
A train enthusiast won hundreds of pounds compensation from the Royal Mail after his rare collector’s item was damaged and shoved through the wrong letterbox.
POLICE RESCUE FOUR PONIES ON THE LOOSE NEAR THE M25
Police and members of the public carried out a gallant rescue of four horses who were discovered trotting around dangerously close to a busy motorway.
NORFOLK POLICE INVESTIGATE DEATH OF “EXTREMELY WELL-LIKED, TALENTED” TEENAGE GIRL
Tributes were paid yesterday (Thu) to an “extremely well-liked, talented teenage girl” who has died suddenly. Police were called to an address in Hopton, Norfolk,